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Back to School in Dubai

It's back to school here in Dubai. To add up to that daily routine, here are some stories that may lighten up your day.

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" "But why, Mom? I don't want to go." "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go." "Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!" "Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready." "Give me two reasons why I should go to school."

"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the School Principal!"

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When our school librarian announced she was changing schools, my fellow teacher asked a student, "Why do you think Ms. Dominick is leaving?"

The third grader opined, "Because she's read all our books?"

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Teacher: Aldrin, give me a sentence starting with I.

Aldrin: I is...

Teacher: No, Aldrin. Always say, "I am..."

Aldrin: Okay, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

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