Here is a small collection of funny breakfast quotes by Mr. Unknown
A rich man's joke is always funny.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
If there is a "WILL", there are more relatives.
The road to success is always under construction.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
A rich man's joke is always funny.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
If there is a "WILL", there are more relatives.
The road to success is always under construction.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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