Funny Breakfast Quotes

Here is a small collection of funny breakfast quotes by Mr. Unknown

A rich man's joke is always funny.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

In God we trust; all others must pay cash.

If there is a "WILL", there are more relatives.

The road to success is always under construction.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

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