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Funny Wedding Moment

Before the wedding of Pepe and Pilar began, the groom spoke to the priest and said, “Father, I’d appreciate that during the wedding vows, you would omit the difficult parts.” “What difficult parts?” the priest asked. “You know Father, just don’t say anymore the for better or for worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health thing. Just leave those lines out.” He then slipped a crisp P1,000 into the priest's pocket and walked away, smiling.

During the wedding vows, the priest looked at Pepe and said, “Pepe, do you take Pilar as your lawfully wedded wife for better or for worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, serving her breakfast in bed everyday, washing the dishes and doing the laundry everyday, cleaning the house everyday till death do you part?” Pepe appeared like a train ran over him, and with a very weak voice, he croaked, “I do.”

After the wedding, Pepe walked up to the priest and asked, “Father, I thought we had a deal?” The priest slipped back the P1,000 into Pepe’s pocket and said, “Sorry, your new wife gave me P10,000.”

Have a funny breakfast moment and remember this: If you want to change something, change it. If you cannot change it, change your attitude.

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