Who Owns The Stray Dog

Who owns the stray dog?

One day, a priest saw a group of kids surrounding a dog. Curious, he came over and asked, “What are you doing?” One kid said, “Father, we’re arguing as to who would own this stray dog. We all want him. So we decided that the one who can say the biggest lie would take home the dog.”

The priest shook his head and said, “That’s wrong! Do you know that lying is bad? It’s against the commandments of God. Do you know that when I was your age, I never told a single lie?”

For a moment, there was silence. All the kids looked very sad. The priest was happy. He felt his message hit home. Finally, the smallest boy said, “Okay, no one can beat that. Give him the dog.”

Have a funny breakfast moment.

Never Give Up

Learn perseverance, persistence and determination - get that 'never give up' attitude.

"Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time." - Thomas A. Edison

People have always known that persistence and perseverance are a key ingredient in success. Hence the old saying "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again". Recent psychological research has backed this up. Studies of successful entrepreneurs show that the millionaires in this world possess a tremendous level of perseverance - they stick at it not just when the going gets tough, but even when others tell them to stop.

"Patience and tenacity of purpose are worth more than twice their weight of cleverness." - Thomas Henry Huxley

Relaxing and Taking It Easy

A story is told about a tourist who chanced upon a fisherman strolling by the sea. Asked what he was doing, the fisherman said he was just relaxing ang taking it easy. Not wanting to let the occasion pass without teaching him a lesson, the tourist went on to admonish the fisherman to work hard so that he could have more money.

"What for?" the fisherman asked. "If you have more money, then you can relax and take it easy," the tourist responded.

"Well, that's what I'm doing now, relaxing and taking it easy," replied the fisherman.

Have a rich breakfast moment.

Romantic Valentine

Peter, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, at a very smart jeweller's shop in the Philippines.

The jeweller inquired, 'Would you like your girlfriend's name engraved on it?'

Peter thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, 'No, instead engrave "To my one and only love".' The jeweller smiled and said, 'Yes, sir; how very romantic of you.'

Peter retorted with a glint in his eye, 'Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again.

Patience, Humor, and Sacrifice

The story is told about a young man who walked over on the table of an elderly couple, on a beautiful morning, and said: "Lolo (Grandpa), I can't help but be inspired and be edified. I saw you buy a burger; give half of it to your wife, and you just kept looking at her while she ate."

The old man looked at him smiling and replied: "Oh, that. You see we have only one set of dentures. I had to wait for her to finish her half."

Enjoy your breakfast moment and remind ourselves that true love requires lots of patience, humor, and sacrifice.

NANO: The Cheapest Car

A boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was down, and his fly wide open.

His secretary walked up to him and said, 'Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your garage-door?' This was not a phrase that her boss understood, so he went into his office looking a bit puzzled.

When he was about done with his paper-work, he suddenly noticed that his zipper was not zipped up! He zipped it up and remembers what his secretary had told him, and finally understood. Then he went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary.

When he reached her desk, he said, 'When you saw the garage-door open did you see my Jaguar parked in there?' The secretary smiled for a moment and said, 'No, Boss I didn't. All I saw was a NANO with 2 flat tires!'

Have a funny breakfast moment.

Your Move

For couples, families, or friends who seem to have lost warmth and that loving feeling, maybe you can take a cue from this text message: Rearrange the letters of the phrase "WE SAT THERE", and you will come out with a beautiful word of endearment.

Clue?
The clue is that you make your move.
Don't just sit there.
Be a SWEETHEART again.

Happy Love Month and always enjoy your breakfast moments.

What Is Your Plan B?

Hi, I just came across this video clip and thought of sharing it with everyone. You may have seen this already but this is for everybody to see and learn. Well, the video will speak for itself. Just sit back and watch. And answer the question, "WHAT IS YOUR PLAN B?".